11 DAVID SEDARIS QUOTES THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

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Posted November 03rd, 2014, 9:11 AM by Cher Martinetti

 

 

 

In his latest book Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls, David Sedaris writes: “As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts.” While his thoughts may not be “grown-up” (in his eyes, at least) they are consistently funny, introspective and packed with sarcastic nuggets of wisdom.

Below are 11 quotes that will change your life, or at least provide you with material for you next Facebook status. Give it a read and catch David on tour this fall.

For a deeper dive into Sedaris’ brilliant mind, head here to purchase Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls – now in paperback.

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From Me Talk Pretty One Day

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10.

From Naked

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From Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

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From Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

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From When You Are Engulfed in Flames

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From When You Are Engulfed in Flames

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From Holidays on Ice

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From Holidays on Ice

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From Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls

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From Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls

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From Let’s Explore Diabetes with Owls

Photo courtesy David Sedaris Facebook